THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF THE 3 MUSKETEERS
DIRECTOR: PAUL NORMAN
Celebrity Video
1992
Following in the tradition of THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF ZORRO,THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF ROBINSON CRUSOE, THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD etc. etc. etc. the planet's thirst for THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF THE 3 MUSKETEERS was quenched in 1992.
I'm not sure what I was expecting, but this movie is just a pornographic/comedic version of the 3 Musketeers. I tried watching the whole 105 minutes, but Christ, this is one god awful softcore piece of junk.
When I saw this at my local thrift store that blasts christian pop music from the mid 1990's, I found it too hilariously ironic to pass up.
THE BOX
It's almost too perfect. Really well done. It looks like the best romance novel cover of all time. Greasy.
The colors all work well (except the green maybe). The logo is old-tyme and very intricate. The back of the box is hilarious to me. It's the same as the front except maybe 30 seconds prior.
The box has a lot in common with the film itself, it looks good. Time and effort was put into producing it. It's uncommon for a movie like this to receive this attention to detail. People don't buy things like this to be wowed by production values. . . they buy it to beat off to.
There is a trailer for another softcore movie at the END of the tape called HOLLYWOOD DREAMS. Looks really good.
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